What to look for in present and future cellphones

What to look for in the present day phones?
1. Good UI with all the basic applications
2. Good ringer volume & speaker voume
3. Good signal reception
4. Good battery capacity
5. Good number of connectivity - USB, bluetooth, IrDA
6. Lot of goodies like Music players, FM tuner, Camera
7. Good storage capacity - Internal & External(MMC, SD, TransFlash)
8. Small form factor and a very jazzy look

What to look for in the future phones?
This is your space to fill in. Feel free to comment no matter how crap & stupid they are. Like,
1. Should be a good paper weight
2. My personal anger manager, whenever I feel like banging my head I shud be able to hit it hard against the wall.
3. Should have a good vibrator ;-)
4. In-built makeup kit with powder puff and mirror?