Monday, February 27, 2006

Bird fl"ew" FAQ

What is bird flew?

Bird flew - Technically known as nothing unless and until I relate it to the process of people fleeing their country in search of fortune abroad esp. the Uncle Sam's country.

Is bird flew a threat to humans?

The bird flew outbreaks have been caused by a strain of inflewanza called H1B. At present, H1B is only slightly infectious to humans and cannot be transferred from one human to another. However, experts fear H1B may evolve into a virus that could be transferred among humans. This, they say, could lead to the first flew pandemic of the 21st century.

What are the bird flew symptoms?

Bird flew can cause a range of symptoms in humans. Some people report jet-lag, time difference, culture shock and more-money-to-dispense-with. Others suffer from can't-sleep-at-night-properly, can't-bear-the-weather, acute-chronic-american-accented-speech, frequent-visits-to-gentlemen's-club, niagara-falls-trip, driving-cars-and-violating-state-road-rules and other severe and life-threatening complications.

What are the symptoms in nears and dears?

Bird flew can cause a sense of jealousy in many of the nears and dears. People start to count how long his kith is suffering from the illness and sometimes pray to God so that their suffering ends soon. There is one interesting thing noted in many individuals that a lot of people want to suffer the same condition their kiths are experiencing.

Why H1B in particular?

Bird flew can be caused by any one of different strains of the inflewanza virus(B1, L1, H1, work permits in European countries & australia and anywhere in the world). However the recent outbreaks have been largely caused by a highly contagious and virulent strain, known as H1B. (The name H1B refers to the specific nature of two proteins, more-money & Uncle-Sam-country, found on the surface of the virus.)

Bird flew remedies?

Culling (killing large numbers of infected and potentially infected) and putting infected farms in quarantine are two common measures for limiting the spread of bird flew. But it will be inhuman to do that. So Uncle Sam can restrict the number of H1B virii he can spread.

What are the post Bird flew syndrome? (update due to Smitha's request)

Post bird flew syndrome includes: English-becomes-the-mother-tongue, bragging-about-the-destined-US-small-village(cook-gramam)-as-the -hitech-city-of-the-world, complaining about traffic irregularities in India, yelling at the vehicle horns and promptly mentions that it is rude to use them, using the clauses when-I-was-in-US & In-US-you-know frequently, always carrying-a-mineral-water-bottle-as-if-he-never-drank- water-from-anywhere-else, US-accented-English, more usage of the word "dude", "Whats up", "How you doing?" instead of "How are you?" and replying "I am good. Thanks" instead of "I am fine. How are you?", cursing the rupee value steadying against dollar (thinking about the right time to convert the hard earned dollars to rupees for maximum returns), etc.

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