Note to commuters

Note to commuters:
Usage of cellphone is prohibited inside the bus.

Why there is no note to the drivers of those BMTC buses? Some drivers scare the bejesus out of me when they swerve the steering while talking on the mobile :(

I will grow up. Plz give me a chance.

This is like making me the Prime minister of India and in a year later kicking me out of the office saying that I don't have enough scandals on my name to continue as one. Don't worry, I will fight for you, pluto :)

Evil dogs

To
The Dogs (who hate me and my bike),
Kodihalli Area,
Bangalore.

Dear Dogs,

What is the problem with you guys? Everytime you hear my bike's thump you start barking at me. Worse is when you start running towards me and trying to bite my bike's silencer off. Don't you guys know a bike's silencer is flaming hot and you can get hurt? I am so considerate to ride it faster when you guys chase me, all bcoz I didnt want you people to get burnt in my bike. Don't ever think that I am afraid and thatz why I am running. I can stop and fight. But whatz the point? Its you people who's gonna get hurt atlast. Why you guys get mad to hear my horn honk? How else can I show myself off. The best thing I consider in my bike is that horn only. And I've every right to honk it. Even if it is a "no horn" zone I do honk. That much I like it. So please don't think that I will succumb to your pressure and stop honking. I am not gonna stop either honking or riding my bike through your streets. I am writing this post just to warn you guys that I won't take it any longer. The next time I can't assure you guys that I will speed away and you will escape the burns. So beware. Dare to cross my path. And remember one more thing. Dogs are always Dogs but God can become a Devil. Don't get the Devil in me rise up else you won't see the daylight again >:)

SPICE network SMS tragedy

Me and a colleague planned to visit Hampi for this weekend. I remembered that one roommate of mine is not going anywhere for this long weekend and I too had the plan of staying at home only. Now the plan for me changed and so sent an sms to him asking if he can join us in the trip.

There came a reply from some other number saying that the person is ready to come but doesn't want to go with someone whom he/she doesnt know. From today morning my SPICE network is too congested and wasn't sending any SMS out. Even the SMS which I sent to my friend took some 3 tries before it went out. But it looks like SPICE screwed it up and sent the SMS to some one else too.

I sent an apology SMS to that unknown number explaining about SPICE's screw up. That person is ok with it but wants me to give my name. I said "Forget it. Bye. Have a happy day ahead". For which the reply came as "I can't forget it. If u dont give ur name ur day will not be happy". I didn't wanted to call that unknown number and explain it again and neither that unknown number called me up. Instead I called my roommate asking if he is playing prank with me. He replied in negative. Now that unknown number is sending SMS fwds to me. Gosh!! There are a hell lot of people like me in this world :P

Why am I not doing my work ?

I felt too bored to work and didn't know what to do. So I typed "Why am I not doing my work" in google to find out what google says. I found this link and it says so.

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Why am I not doing my work ?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} I don't know either (yet). Let's take a look inside your mind and see
}
} # rlogin shmoe_brain@net.user.questioner.wuss
}
} Login: operator
} Password: (the Oracle found this password on the local pirate bulletin
} board)
}
} WetUnix v.42.33e (collegiate version)
}
} WU46321: System warning: renegade job interfering with normal processing
}
} # ps
}

12:34pm  up 23 years, 167 days, load average: 0.11, 0.02, 0.01
Process       CPU time idle JCPU %CPU what
id            10034733        23 0.5% i think, therefore i am
ego           10034732        82 0.5% i am, therefore i think
lust_deamon     538387        19  98% thinksex -r thinksex -r [...]
productive_work 122003        27   1% boring
infantile_wants 538387 20yrs  36 <exiting>
i_want_mommy     82279        18 <no resources, suspended>

}
}
} # exit
}
} There's the answer -- you're spending all your time thinking about sex.
}
} You owe the Oracle a cold shower and a postcard to Mom.