Why am I not doing my work ?

I felt too bored to work and didn't know what to do. So I typed "Why am I not doing my work" in google to find out what google says. I found this link and it says so.

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Why am I not doing my work ?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} I don't know either (yet). Let's take a look inside your mind and see
}
} # rlogin shmoe_brain@net.user.questioner.wuss
}
} Login: operator
} Password: (the Oracle found this password on the local pirate bulletin
} board)
}
} WetUnix v.42.33e (collegiate version)
}
} WU46321: System warning: renegade job interfering with normal processing
}
} # ps
}

12:34pm  up 23 years, 167 days, load average: 0.11, 0.02, 0.01
Process       CPU time idle JCPU %CPU what
id            10034733        23 0.5% i think, therefore i am
ego           10034732        82 0.5% i am, therefore i think
lust_deamon     538387        19  98% thinksex -r thinksex -r [...]
productive_work 122003        27   1% boring
infantile_wants 538387 20yrs  36 <exiting>
i_want_mommy     82279        18 <no resources, suspended>

}
}
} # exit
}
} There's the answer -- you're spending all your time thinking about sex.
}
} You owe the Oracle a cold shower and a postcard to Mom.